12 reasons why dogs make good companions

1. They are always sweet, 24/7

2. They are 100% loyal

3. You will always win in arguments

4. You will never piss them off, no matter what you do or don’t do

5. You do not need to kiss and make up or say sorry, even if you are in the wrong

6. They will not find you fat or ugly or old

7. They do not say “whatever” or “it’s just me”

8. They will not hesitate to save you from dangers of whatever sort – you and everything about you will always come first

9. They will not complain about the food you cook

10. They will walk with you, every step of the way, if only you allow them to

11. You will always have their full attention – distractions such as soccer or games or boobs just do not work

12. They will break your heart only once – when they leave for Rainbow Bridge